Squirt mishap

When both partners are too lazy to take shirts off and a hand job is just too good to hold back. that dangling shirt may just end up getting wet

Damn it! You should've taken my shirt off! I had a squirt mishap!

by Beabstinent September 11, 2016

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iron micheal

The art of adding homemade cream to a ladies decreamed breakfast soup.

Linda loved when I iron Michealed her.

by Breakfastsoup July 17, 2017

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Wet micheal

A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.

I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022

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A catastrophic man-made disaster in a “flyover” state which is downplayed by the liberal media because it occurs in a part of the country consisting of low intelligence voters who criticize Mayor Pete’s inaction and who support Trump and conservatives

The January 2023 train derailment of train cars in East Palestine, Ohio, full of toxic chemicals, were intentionally detonated, and was described by Mayor Pete, his DOT and the liberal lapdog New York Times as “Flyover Mishap”.

by Mil3druid4 February 17, 2023

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getting George Micheal'd

A term used when someone gets broken up with the day after a birthday or major hoilday. However, it's most commonly used for getting broken up with the day after Christmas. The term references the 1984 song by Wham! "Last Christmas", where in the song, George Michael sings "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away".

Getting George Micheal'd

"I can't believe my girlfriend just broke up with me right after christmas"
"oh yikes, looks like you got George Micheal'd"

by Bear Man 🐻 August 12, 2023

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