A person, often an adult in their 40s or 50s, who resides in any suburb of a major city and holds the firm belief everything they and their family need is in their suburb and others surrounding it and rarely, if ever, venture into the core city, either out of fear of being a victim of a crime (even if they live near a city with low crime rates) or out of contempt for the cities mostly liberal/open-minded view points that clash with their staunch conservative ideas.
Militant suburbanites are not very common in communities within 15 miles of the core city and make up less than half a metro area's population, but they are not common to spot, as they feel the need to conform to whatever their neighbors and/or coworkers are doing. Militant Suburbanites that do venture into the city usually tend to stick to the most crowded areas of the city and will avoid any form of public transportation.
Militant suburbanites are not very common in communities within 15 miles of the core city and make up less than half a metro area's population, but they are not common to spot, as they feel the need to conform to whatever their neighbors and/or coworkers are doing. Militant Suburbanites that do venture into the city usually tend to stick to the most crowded areas of the city and will avoid any form of public transportation.
There are three levels of Militant Suburbanite:
Level 1-most willing to venture into a core city, though only do so for certain occasions, usually being sporting events, some concerts and conventions/trade shows/conferences, travel (driving through in a car, heading to the airport, etc.) and work, if their job is in the city. All other entertainment and shopping they feel can be done in the suburbs.
Level 2-will venture into the core city from time to time, but usually only for work and travel
Level 3-rarest of all. Is absolutely not willing to venture into the core city at all. They will go out of their way to not find a job there and will even refuse to drive through there on the highway.
Level 1-most willing to venture into a core city, though only do so for certain occasions, usually being sporting events, some concerts and conventions/trade shows/conferences, travel (driving through in a car, heading to the airport, etc.) and work, if their job is in the city. All other entertainment and shopping they feel can be done in the suburbs.
Level 2-will venture into the core city from time to time, but usually only for work and travel
Level 3-rarest of all. Is absolutely not willing to venture into the core city at all. They will go out of their way to not find a job there and will even refuse to drive through there on the highway.
by GaaraoftheDamned September 19, 2013
Get the militant suburbanite mug.Completely interrupting a speaker when they use a word that can also be taken as a rank in the military, while also snapping to attention and giving a realistic salute.
Man 1: This is a MAJOR problem-
Man 2: MAJOR Problem! *does previously described actions*
man 3 to man 4: God damn the military game!
Announcer: this is just a general announcement-
Douche in the audience: General Announcement!
Man 2: MAJOR Problem! *does previously described actions*
man 3 to man 4: God damn the military game!
Announcer: this is just a general announcement-
Douche in the audience: General Announcement!
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A milf who proclaims herself as such, usually on a T-shirt she's wearing, but forgets to change the "I" for a "Y" and essentially states that she'd like to fuck herself.
Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.
Can also be applied to a self-proclaimed mylf who really isn't and you probably wouldn't.
by nifer September 10, 2006
Get the milftarded mug.The Mill Pond was once a mote surrounding Pembroke Castle, Pembroke. If the Mill Pond had eyes it would most definitely have some stories to tell. Mostly of the residents of Pembroke and their inability to keep their sexual encounters behind closed doors. Monktoners are also known for being caught dogging in the Mill Pond alleyways and public toilets after a raging night in Pembroke's very own nightclub 'paddles'. The Mill Pond is also the main habitat in Pembroke for Swans, Ducks and Seagulls. If a Swan is seen on the Mill Bridge, it is advised to swiftly pick it up and chuck it back into the dirty, brown, milky waters where it could potentially drown from being caught on an underwater somefield trolly placed there by the artistic people of Pembroke and Monkton.
The mill pond once became famous for being the center storyline for 'Holly and The Mill Pond' an epic video game adventure which is ultimately to hardest game ever as you can never win. God himself guest stars in this game. 'Holly and The Mill Pond' grossed poorly in games sales, but shot up in the charts with the epic 'Journey' song from the Soundtrack, available on Sony Records.
The mill pond once became famous for being the center storyline for 'Holly and The Mill Pond' an epic video game adventure which is ultimately to hardest game ever as you can never win. God himself guest stars in this game. 'Holly and The Mill Pond' grossed poorly in games sales, but shot up in the charts with the epic 'Journey' song from the Soundtrack, available on Sony Records.
Dude, wanna go to the mill pond after paddles and eat our Mr Wongs chinese?
Yes man, i'll bring that chick i've been dying to rag down there cause i'm to cheap and skanky to do it in my own home.
Wanna go home and play 'Holly and The Milll Pond' after we fed the swans?
Yes man, i'll bring that chick i've been dying to rag down there cause i'm to cheap and skanky to do it in my own home.
Wanna go home and play 'Holly and The Milll Pond' after we fed the swans?
by FloraJane May 25, 2009
Get the The Mill Pond mug.Known as "PMill" or "The Mill" Patterson Mill Middle/High School is filled with many.. eclectic people. Okay, to sum things up: Patterson Mill is 90% preps who take nudes for fun and often say "that's what she said" for no hell of a reason. Kids there often make fun of italians and jews. Half of the school is delinquents transferred from crappier parts of crappy Harford County because HC feels it will better them. Well have you seen the turn out? The Preps all come from nice neighborhoods because A. They didn't get accepted into private schools or B. It makes them feel bad ass to go to public school. They often do ecstasy cause it gives them a "fun feeling" and most of the preps play lacrosse. PMill is a sibling school to Bel Air, much seen as the younger sister. At first, when the school was built in 07 it was seen as a golden school, only because it was new and shiny. Although a large percent of our school will go to good colleges, it's only because their parents bought their education for them. It's like John Carroll, only public. Kids who go there often say they wanna go to John Carroll, reality... it's just the same. PMill Preps just drink all the time and are like mini frat kids. nuff said.
"PMILL FOREVER MAN! Aww dude where did my keg go?" kid too wasted to care at a Patterson Mill High School (The Mill) football game
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The town that everyone from Wilton, Mont Vernon, Amherst, Brookline, Lyndeborough, Mason and Greenville come to do ANYTHING.
There are also a large population of hot moms, aka MILFs.
The town that everyone from Wilton, Mont Vernon, Amherst, Brookline, Lyndeborough, Mason and Greenville come to do ANYTHING.
There are also a large population of hot moms, aka MILFs.
by Texikid April 30, 2009
Get the Milftown mug.One who has served in the military and is honorably discharged. Non veterans owe them their lives, because without these veterans, they wouldn't have the life they have. Female veterans deserve rich husband who treats her right. Male veterans deserve every and any woman to immediately get on her knees without question.
Woman 1 to woman 2: "He's a military veteran. Since he served our country, I'm going to serve him all night. Dinner, sex, and silence."
Woman 2 to woman 1: "It's the least you could do. Without our veterans, we wouldn't have anything. Go please him!"
Woman 2 to woman 1: "It's the least you could do. Without our veterans, we wouldn't have anything. Go please him!"
by Eric Luz December 31, 2013
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