A reply you say when somebody asks you to do something that you do not want to do. Usally it is something that requires hard work or something that you do not want to do. You claim that if you do the favor, a one in a million event that causes harm will happan to you. The event will almost never happan but it is slightly possible. A more polite and more annoying way to say no.
Mike: Hey Josh, did you and George go on that roller coaster.
Josh: We were but George used the One in a Million Clause and claimed that he might fall off and die.
Mike: Well that must of stunk.
Josh: We were but George used the One in a Million Clause and claimed that he might fall off and die.
Mike: Well that must of stunk.
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Friend decides its a good idea to jump on a trampoline while on a skateboard, then proceeds to slip off and break his leg and arm.
Me: One in a million dude, one in a million.
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It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )
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It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )
If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309
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Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."
Preston - "Freakin right man"
Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."
Preston - "Freakin right man"
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