madison

A depressed young girl who can't fine a light she is scared of loosing you. She loves you and is afraid of hurting you. She is scared of loosing all of her friends. She feels alone. If you see her talk to her

Wow Madison looks sad today . I better go talk to her

by Sadlifeinme October 9, 2017

midshafting

When a man wears his pants halfway down his unit to expose the shaft. Our creative response to the ridiculous fashion statement known as butt cleavage. As if anyone wants their woman looking like a plumber

Jeremy King has to be very careful when midshafting, as he is always a half inch away from full exposure

by king Murf August 10, 2010

Madison high school

All this school has is a bunch of hoes that hate each other, because there men ain't getting them pregnant. The guys are usually found just blasting cigs in the bathroom. While the girls can be found twerking nude in the bathroom with vibrators. The glory holes at this schools aren't going unused last time I was there watching a basketball game all the glory holes were filled with some of the "glory" of the Madison guys. They also try sending hot nudes to each other but app the guys actually have are one inch cunt punts.

Madison high school is a school version of a strip club

by http.starbucks February 8, 2017

Madison

She is okay but she likes to argue a lot

Madison yelled at me

by Abramos March 13, 2019

Midichlorian

Someone that takes the fun out of something (See Buzzkill).

Bob: You know, there isn't enough tryptophan in turkey to make you sleep, it's just a myth.
Mike: Don't be such a Midichlorian, Bob.

by Robert A'Beuy November 22, 2019

Madison

Perfection. Soothing blonde with blue eyes that takes care of herself like no other. Comes from a great, loving mother and father who are such amiable people. I could write literally pages about how amazing this beaut is. She's set a standard in my heart that has yet to be graced, many women later, I still want Madison back more than ever. Madison's are special, at least the one I was once blessed to call mine. Don't hurt a Madison, it will soon become a regret that consumes your peace of mind.

Pretty sure Madison is the love of my life.

by TWBC May 10, 2015

Madisyn

A gorgeous girl with a phat ass. She is super outgoing and very smart, and she will beat someone's ass if they step out of line. Madisyn is the best thing that will ever happen to you, so don't lose her. She loves playing the uke and disrespecting her parents' rules.

girl one: who in the Kentucky fried FUCK is that
girl two: oh that's Madisyn.

Girl one: She's really pretty
girl two: yeah look at her ass
girl one: I like girls now

by krabbypattyphatty September 5, 2019