squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.

Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!

squirting melon by fruit salad May 13, 2005

Sausage Melon 

A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD

I Feel Like A Sausage Melon

Sausage Melon by Hannah_Grimes(: May 17, 2011

frosty melon 

When one's mouth and nose is overloaded with cum it begins to overflow to the eyes resulting them in squirting cum from their eye. Also known as eye squirting.

David gave Christian a frosty melon all over his chest.

frosty melon by SaltyAdolf4Life March 8, 2016

mundo meloned 

A girl who is has very big breasts.

"Yo that girl is soooo Mundo Meloned"

mundo meloned by TheMagicianEx March 5, 2017

No Melon Day 

On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.

Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."

No Melon Day by Defenestrating Raccoon January 9, 2023

Cut the melon 

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.

she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead

Cut the melon by slickhonkie October 12, 2012

harshing my melon 

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a straightedge brings down your elated feelings while high.

Dude, you're really harshing my melon.

harshing my melon by Dan The Melon March 7, 2016