Melanie

Melanie is a woman who is usually forgetful. She is always bothered by this one guy who likes her. Melanie is someone who plays a little hard to get but she actually likes the guy back. But she usually keep it hidden so she can see how he will respond. But the guy thinks Melanie is cute because she is forgetful.
"Omg, I just Melanie to tell my bf I arrived at work."

"We'll see how it goes, but if I Melanie, pls remind me."
by Star_&_Moon October 14, 2024
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gustavo girlfriend, gustavo wife, the perfect match for gustavo
1. Omg did you see what melanie and gustavo did today
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Melanie is a girl's name.
Her name is Melanie.
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Either the sweetest and most gentle girl you will ever meet or the most two-faced, conniving, narcissistic bitch in the galaxy. Both variants will put up a front of being kind and caring so you won't know which one they are until you inevitably get fucked over.
Person 1: I'm thinking of inviting Melanie on the trip with us.

Person 2: Wait, Melanie A. or Melanie T.?

Person 1: Melanie T.

Person 2: Oh thank god, I hate Melanie A.
by 2cool2paytaxes July 04, 2023
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When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so that the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie
"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such a Melanie then that I think I just spat out my cliterous"
by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024
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When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.
"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such as Melanie that I think I just spat out my cliterous."
by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024
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she is the reincarnation of an death angel her main goal is to drain all the energy out of your soul

her most dangerous weapon is boredom she will bore you till you'd wish you was dead making you wanna kill yourself

this only applies to a Melanie who is German and/or geography teacher
billy: she so annoying

Spiderman: typical Melanie

Melanie: heil hitler heheheheh
billy: aha............
by dedediewie April 20, 2022
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