A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018
Get the mayonnaise coughmug. Yoghurt male, but female
-Wow she's so cool and real, she's def a yoghurt male
-nah man she got a vagayjay she fo sho a mayonnaise female bruh
-nah man she got a vagayjay she fo sho a mayonnaise female bruh
by Hotgirl826 June 29, 2024
Get the mayonnaise femalemug. by Jamo666 December 10, 2023
Get the Vulva mayonnaisemug. by castrated wormhole March 13, 2025
Get the Have it with mayonnaisemug. This phrase is simply a redneck's way of telling you your car is very nice. I'm not really sure how to spell mayonnaise when used in this application. Any helpers out there?
by lindafarkle February 27, 2014
Get the mayonnaise a nas carmug. Person a: "So after you solver for x, you need to substitute it back into the equation."
Person b: "alright, I'm eating your mayonnaise"
Person b: "alright, I'm eating your mayonnaise"
by purple-tortilla-chip September 14, 2023
Get the Eating your mayonnaisemug. often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.
originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.
originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.
by poop cruncher November 6, 2020
Get the Victory Mayonnaisemug.