mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.

He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.

by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018

mayonnaise female

Yoghurt male, but female

-Wow she's so cool and real, she's def a yoghurt male
-nah man she got a vagayjay she fo sho a mayonnaise female bruh

by Hotgirl826 June 29, 2024

Vulva mayonnaise

A jar full of Harry Munk draped all over a lucky ladys vulva.

Similar to garlic sauce on a kebab.

I spat my Vulva mayonnaise all over her Chevy Chase

by Jamo666 December 10, 2023

Have it with mayonnaise

To push through an obstacle. To remain strong during a hard time.

"I was gon quit, but my mama ain’t raise no hoe so ima have it with mayonnaise.”

by castrated wormhole March 13, 2025

mayonnaise a nas car

This phrase is simply a redneck's way of telling you your car is very nice. I'm not really sure how to spell mayonnaise when used in this application. Any helpers out there?

"Mayonnaise a nas car!", Man that's a nice car!

by lindafarkle February 27, 2014

Eating your mayonnaise

Understanding something. Synonym to "picking up what you're putting down."

Person a: "So after you solver for x, you need to substitute it back into the equation."
Person b: "alright, I'm eating your mayonnaise"

by purple-tortilla-chip September 14, 2023

Victory Mayonnaise

often used after one has pulled something incredible off, and jacked off right after.

originally coined in the latest video as of writing this, made by youtuber named SimpleFlips, named "TOADETTE HAS THE CAR SUPER MARIO MAKER 2 - WALKIES at 9:40.

man, that basketball game was barely pulled off, i need to have a victory mayonnaise

by poop cruncher November 6, 2020