Machiavellian delay

A conscious delay in response for the purpose of not appearing too overly eager to respond.

"I reject the concept of a Machiavellian delay. I think social networking has made this tactic transparent. The new ethic is authenticity, which lends itself to fluid communication."

by shadyladyk March 6, 2010

Golden Machinegun

An Internet Meme from the Valve Team Fortress 2 forums. A joke that one can get the Golden Machinegun by unlocking all the achivements . Usually used to throw off "newbies" for laughs.

Newbie: What do I get when I unlock all the achivements?
Experienced Player: Oh you unlock the Golden Machinegun.
Experienced Player2: Yea the Golden Machinegun never runs out of ammo and can kill everyone on the team in one click.
Exprienced Player3: The Golden Machinegun

by donthaveaname May 12, 2009

Tugging Machine

A boy who likes to tug his todger a lot is a tugging machine

He may be referred to as a "machine" because of his systematic ability to wack one out when his winky tells him

jeff has a serious problem....he's a tugging machine

by gpizzler January 25, 2011

clout machine

A person or object that despences a sufficient amount of power, fame, money, etc.

Damn The Emoji Movie is a legit clout machine !.

by Webster Hawkings February 15, 2018

pussy vending machine

A girl who will have sex with anyone. Also, see cum dumpster

When Joe asked Suzy how long he had to wait to sleep with her, she replied "I'm not a pussy vending machine!"

by erinol0 March 15, 2009

Blaze and the Monster Machines

A kids show on nick jr. about living monster trucks doing stuff (probably drugs).

person 1: do you want to watch Blaze and the Monster Machines?
person 2: LETS BLAZE!
person 3: GIVE ME SOME SPEED!

by Ganglysteam June 11, 2017

Devil's Machine

The Devil's Machine is the Massive device that contains Giygas, his tremendous power, and to stabilize his mind. in the 1994 Cult classic video game Earthbound aka MOTHER 2.

person 1: hey im at the devil's machine! the end of the game!
person 2: congrats dude!
person 1: thanks dude!

by Bloxlol November 18, 2022