The Mats

Doing a clean mechanical outplay

The mats is a god

by The Mats December 23, 2017

Mats M1lde

Mats Milde is a very gay boy who loves to be a "simp" to girs even tho he likes boys.

Person 1: There is that kinda Mats M1lde!
Person 2: The very gay boy simp?
Person 1: Yes man

by Terminator69420 September 4, 2020

mat harvey

a person that will have sex with any male or female thats moving... also tends to go for girls/boys much younger than himself, also enjoys getting stoned and flushing his life down the toilet....

look, is that Mat Harvey 30 year old kissing an 10 year old :0

by I Know All, So Obey Me... August 23, 2011

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012

Mats Hummels

One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.

Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”

by Crimson15 August 12, 2023

Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018

Mat lip

The tar or residue left on your lip after having a bong

Here’s a wipe Lisa you have mat lip

Should I bring some tissues just in case we get mat lip

Oi you have mat lip.

by V Taranaki April 1, 2022