Mass deletion

Mass deletion is when a thot or decent looking female gets depressed and deletes all her instagram photos

Kyle-yo lad did you see julie commited a mass deletion today

Hamish- gosh dang it I need more material now

by Zacjfoxx August 14, 2019

Mass Textodus

The ability to text the same message to all your contacts at once from either your PC , Ipod ,cell phone. This is convenient for those special pictures you take on your cell, voicemails, text messages, porn, internet links, whatever. Do not recommend Mass Texting while intoxicated or under the influence of drugs as may cause personel problems.

Variations: Mass textodusing, mass textodused ect.

I mass textodused that picture of you I took in bed to all my buddies, your parents and everyone you work with including your boss, you cheating bitch!

by 2ndHandJoke December 25, 2010

aww mass

The exclaimation made when entering upon a situation of distress, used interchangably with mass fat

person one: Dammit the shield's annoying

person two: AWW MASS I just bump into one!!

by BAM! and the dirt is gone! January 9, 2008

mass squabbles

adv. a high ablility to kick some ass.

Daaaaaaamn boy! You @#$%ed those dudes up good....... You gots mass squabbles!

by k-$$$ July 18, 2003

mass texticide

Causing multiple fatalities through an idiotic preoccupation with texting.

Commiting mass texticide by having a flaming fatal car accident while texting "OMG!!! I"m about to die!!!" Mass texticide might be preceded by the following texts: "Seriously, I'm about to pull the ripcord!!" "Yeah, dude, I'm totally working right now. Nah, these chemical plants run themselves." "oh shit gotta go! ttyl"

by Demeters Fury July 2, 2009

half mass

The act of when a penis is half way erect, he slaps his penis across his partner's face.

when susan received a half mass from her husband, she was furious and bit off his nuts.

by Jen Sing September 4, 2008

J-Mass

A person who does not fit into a stereotype but wears a flatbill hat up and to the left no matter the occassion. Most closely resembles a guido but only listens to gangster rap songs you've never heard of. most J-Mass's are from south Florida around coral springs, but some may be found as far north as Jacksonville. A J-Mass may say "fire" or "that's f***ing straight" to refer to something cool. Their lives are fueled by the pursuit of sex and they will work harder for a woman than anything else. A J-Mass will also claim to have the biggest dick out of anyone in the room even though it won't be true. A J-Mass is a chain smoker, pothead, and will own atleast one bong. If a J-Mass wants to smoke with you he will ask by saying something along the lines of "ay bro, you wanna burn?"

Wow that kid on the skatebord with the flatbill hat over there is a real J-Mass.

"If you wanna step up to a monster cock just hit me up"

by Kids next door August 10, 2010