deluXXXe massage 

A non-subtle, innuendoization of 'deluxe massage' (the act of eating someone's ass while massaging their back and/or extremities) which obviously hints to it's sexual nature.

I texted that girl from the party and said I'd give her a 'deluXXXe massage' later tonight. I doubt show knows how that works, but she definitely knows it'll be a good time.

deluXXXe massage by Emperor Megas March 14, 2014

nibble massage 

A massage performed with the mouth, all over the body. The nibble massage can be performed to varying degrees of biting based on preferences. Other techniques may also include kissing, licking and sucking especially in the erogenous zones.

My massage unicorn came over last night and, after a full-body rub down, gave me an incredible nibble massage. My massage unicorn is also my oral unicorn so you know I had a very happy ending :)

nibble massage by Zen Unicorn May 31, 2016

Hate massage 

When you give a rough massage to loved one but in an aggressive way.

I was mad at Dave so I gave him a hate massage. He deserved it!

Hate massage by Aragedie August 7, 2016

polish massage

Verb

Driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a massage, either intentionally or inadvertently.

Daniel waited until the last passenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the Polish Massage, but each of his passengers hated him for it.

Gary winced at the Polish Massage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.

polish massage by Lester'sTesticle August 13, 2017

Taco Massage 

A sensor friendly way for a one nite stand or hookup.

I don't want anything serious, I just want a taco massage.

Taco Massage by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017

Strong Massage 

Massage by a male masseuse that involves a happy ending

Todd said he was going to go for a strong massage, we didn't know he was gay.

Strong Massage by Whiz T May 4, 2018

Text massage 

Messages sent to someone or others to emotionally support their decisions.

(Giving a text massage)

(Giving a text massage)

Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.

Text massage by Granmeyer August 11, 2018