Ball Marker

1. A rather sharp piece or Plastic/Wood/Metal that is used in golf to mark a ball when ones ball is in the way of anothers balls line

2. Something i just stepped on and it hurtz like FUCK!!!!

Your ball marker was on the ground and i stepped on it and it hurtz like FUCK!!!!!

by Alex August 7, 2003

Marken

A very hot mom, another word for a milf.

Person 1"Dude, austins mom is a total milf"

Person 2 "Dont you mean shes a marken?"

Doug" Oh yeah dude same goddamn thing!"

by chodefarmer99 December 12, 2011

Brian Mackey

This describes a boy not yet a man who likes to get a lot of pictures from dirty little girls-sometimes asian- and likes to take triple c's and is stupider than shit. His legs may curve inwards when he walks making him look like a duck.

"I lost my pair of underwear that said love me on the band." "waitt I think I left them in Brian Mackey's e-mail."

by bitchbitchbitchh April 2, 2010

Dirty markayla

A girl who is ready to fuck but doesn't want to let ppl know

Y'know I heard Bridget was a real dirty markayla.

by HardlyAnyone June 9, 2020

markaysia

Markayisa is one ugly girl she has one of a ugly boyfriend and weird shaped nose and head but is a a great person when she is by herself

Boyfriend: Hey
Babe

Markaysia: Hey

Friend: Shut up kaysia You know your boyfriend is ugly

by Sugaring knows best January 17, 2018

the marked man

when you have sex with a chick and she wont tell anyone who she banged but everyone really knows it was really you that she did it with and that she got an std from you

lindsay and i had sex but she would tell it was me but everyone knew it was me and made me the marked man

by The king Friday September 7, 2013

Markerdouche

A Noun used to define that guy that always has a few to many cans of (usually) light beer and ends up becoming a great nights bad work of art once passing out. Yes.. we've all drawn on one of these guys.

To identify this type of guy at the start of a party, look for the following:
* A raving loony that peaks far to early in the evening.
* Can usually be seen carrying a woman's handbag, while trying to carry it off as "fashion".
* When challenged or reasonably questioned about his dress sense will reply, "Everyone dresses like this in Russia". He will say this even if he is not from Russia. This is a ploy to simply have ignorant people believe that he is cultured. Do not fall for such trickery.

"Is that a Penis drawn on that guys head? What a Markerdouche!"

by Phil Fantana January 27, 2010