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Madden

Always looks good. Even if you don't like him you'll love him eventually. He's funny but stupid a lot. He's probably gonna steal ya girl so you should watch out. He's overall a great guy.
"That's a cute funny guy, must be a madden!
by Papi Columbus November 19, 2017
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maddener

A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud.
"So how much did you lose on the Colts game tonight?"

"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."

"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."

"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."
by D H December 6, 2007
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maidenhead oil

1) Linseed oil, used for treating the decorative wooden lady figurine on the bow of wood hulled sailing ships.

2) Slang term for female wetness, the slick moistened fluid from the vagina when girls get excited.

3) Pussy juice, incorrectly defined as "maiden oil".
I hooked up with a chick the other night and she was dry as a bone, not a dop a maidenhead oil to be found.
by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015
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Maddenbate

1. When you choose to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, despite having bros to play with. Chronic Maddenbators often feel slightly ashamed, confused and even gay - These side effects are normal.

2. To self pleasure oneself by performing certain rituals associated with Madden 2017. Often willing to Maddenbate whenever and wherever, at any given time or moment; forsaking all others over their own personal desires.

3. The act of collecting coins.
Nicaragua: Hey dude, you wanna get a game of Madden going?
Matthias: No dude, I gotta get these coins and plus, I just took a melatonin and I have to Maddenbate.
Nicaragua: Are you gay dude?
by Jorge Sandoval March 7, 2017
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Mandel

A mandel is a fist bump named after Comedian Howie Mandel
I went into to shake the guys hand to congratulate him and he Gave me a Mandel
by Buds Bundy September 14, 2017
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Malden

A city right outside of Boston (8 miles away). A city with mostly lower middle class and working working class people. Malden does have residents who reside in certain parts of the city who have more money. Malden has a lot of Haitians , Chinese, North and East African , some Brazilians and growing Spanish community . Also has whites that have been living there for decades. Malden is a nice city but it’s hood also. Gangs , violence , drugs ect. Whatever happens in the ghetto it happens in Malden too just not to the degree of a big city. Long as you mind your business you’ll be fine. Other cities hate on Malden it call Malden soft. It’s a misguided statement because they people they beef with may not be about it. But Malden got niggas down to do life or the right cause . Good people but just like any other city the money make niggas do anything. Also referred to as the Dirty Den or the Den.
Malden like lil Haiti . Mad Haitians bro
by Malden781 December 17, 2019
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madden

a nice cute guy who plays minecraft and makes people laugh no matter what
Oh your such a madden
by like ya cut g October 27, 2020
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