Lumper

Noun. A gay man who will unload a trucker's delivery in exchange for sexual favors.

The trucker didn't have a lot of time to spend unloading his haul, so he gave he lumper a blowjob so he would unload the trailer more quickly.

by El Duce November 6, 2004

Umpa-Lumpa

A short, fat, green haired organism possibly the result of a female leprocon and a black male midget having unprotected sex. (This isn't rare in most cases)

Willie wont pay for the Umpa-Lumpa's DNA test to find out who da fuck his daddy is...

by Big Trigg July 30, 2006

Lumpkin

When a man sits on a toilet, takes a shit, and gets a blowjob at the same time. In other words pure satisfaction.

Perv: will you give me a lumpkin?

by YouGotNothingOneMeBitches October 9, 2007

lumpkin

getting a blowjob while taking a shit on the toilet.

Andrew: Dude Sasha gave me a lumpkin last night!

Joe: Forreal?!

Andrew: Yeah, she blew me while I took a shit.

by bl0ndiee1026 August 30, 2010

lumpar

a state in eastern france.. or to menstruate in your pants on a very hot day..

melissa jus lumpared while being in lumpar

by howdoiknowthis?? February 17, 2005

Lumpacious

Annoying, Crazy, Weird

Some people can really be lumpacious.

by Epic Cougar Man #13 May 28, 2019

a big lump with Knobs

It has the juice.

It's corn!
A big lump with Knobs!

by Waspunderyourbed September 18, 2022