luing

The act of asking someone a question in the hopes that he/she will, out of politeness, ask the same question in return, so that you can tell him/her something without sounding like an ass.

The question asked with such intentions is called a lu, not to be confused with the other definitions of lu on urbandictionary.com

A: "Hey how was your day?"
B: "It was okay... How about yours?"
A: "WELL, let me tell you everything that happened..."
B: "Oh, you were luing me. I don't want to hear your shit."

Another example of luing:

A: "How'd you do on that last test?"
B: "Terrible... you?"
A: "I got a perfect score, plus 15 points of extra credit. Thanks for asking."

by I hate life November 7, 2005

Luigi

that one guy

you are a luigi.

by Catr1ckk October 4, 2019

Luigi Nutting

Luigi nuts for fucking ever. So much cum. He won't stop. SO MUCH CUM

Did you guys hear about Luigi nutting???

by TheBananaFactory September 11, 2020

the Luigi to my Mario

If you're the Luigi to your friend's Mario then you're complete overshadowed, nobody likes you and you're chosen last a lot

Man, I love Matthew, he's the Luigi to my Mario!

by Arriving in Jeruselem May 3, 2015

Sloppy Luigi

When you have a wank on a sofa and clean up your mess with a leftover pizza in lieu of any other object

Did you hear about Johnny, the dirty bastard had a Sloppy Luigi last night

by Burp Buzzer December 30, 2022

luigiboard

When you suck a dick so hard you spawn Luigi the god of sexual positions

I’m bouta give you a luigiboard

by Y333333eeee September 16, 2019

Luisiana Swamp Boat

A sexual act where your partner puts there mouth on the scrotum and proceeds to do a motorboat like procedure between the balls. Reference motorboat.

There is nothing better than getting a luisiana swamp boat after anal.

by swampbutt February 24, 2010