Looking the other way

A threat of being slapped or punched if you don’t obey someone’s demands.

If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!

by Dogmomat57 December 27, 2021

Looking for a tractor

When one “accidentally” clicks on a porn website instead of a website about tractors. Famously done by former Tory MP Neil Parish who claimed he was looking at Tractors after being caught watching porn in the house of commons.

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to be looking for a tractor.

by TheTenaciousOne May 1, 2022

looking like five miles of bad road

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.

She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

by amarialin September 23, 2022

laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.

Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.

by spencetopia June 22, 2011

Window looking

Seeing a hot guy/girl and checking them out but you wouldn't actually want to date them, maybe because they're too hot for you or they look arrogant. So then you just do some window looking.

Veronika: *looking a guy from a distance*
Jennifer : Why dont you go talk to him?
Veronika: No way! I'm just doing some window looking, he seems full of himself with those wandering eyes and that smirk.
Jennifer: Nice

by iliketacos4ever December 6, 2012

Dun-lopping

Allegedly, what Shea would do in a smedium shirt if she didn't use a girdle.

*This definition has not been verified by Snopes

Yeah, better make sure Shea's comes with a girdle or she'll be dun-lopping everywhere.

by TheHelpfulHonkey December 5, 2018