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loner with a boner

An event occurring on Sunday evenings when the alpha-male suddenly realizes that his nightly escapades suddenly seem for nothing as he is completely alone, finding himself laughed in the face by his suddenly erect boner and no one there to disarm it. Hence loner with a boner.
Oh, Jeffrey... he may be a stud on occasion, but come the day after he is only a loner with a boner.
by Kimotep October 12, 2009
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loner boner

anyone who gets a boner when alone or in a group of guys.
Ryan Nagel is a total loner boner
by michael and andrew November 7, 2010
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Loner Stoner

1. A person who has little or no friends and smokes cannabis when nobody is around.

2. A person who has little or no friends and utilizes drugs including psychedelics, heroin and other drugs.
"Who is that guy, why don't I ever see him with someone, why does he always look bored and seems happy when talking?"

"Most likely a loner stoner, they typically get baked at night so you will never see them stoned."
by Ben Gump August 28, 2009
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lonerd

A cross between a loner & a nerd.
A lonerd is basically someone who keeps to themselves most of the time & studies hard to get good grades in school.
by ChosenOne9835 July 2, 2009
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loser talk

All the stuff that comes out of a loser's mouth after he loses.
*After losing in a game of touch football*
Loser: That's not fair! The ball was slippery. The grass was too long.
Winner: Whatever...That's just loser talk.
by AlwaysAWinner April 12, 2009
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loser

anybody who reads the urban dictionary
by CultistOfJimmy January 25, 2019
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Urban Dictionary loser

A retard who posts definitions conveying/supporting their own not-so-politically-correct opinions. Yes, this definition is not very politically correct either. That would make me a hypocrite, which Urban Dictionary losers are as well.
An example would be the guy/girl who wrote the first definition for SkullCandy saying that they were very poor earphones and that those who bought them were idiots, or something like similar. Funny that, I just bought some today and have to say they are amazing. He/she was just an Urban Dictionary loser trying to push their own opinions on other people via this wonderful service.
by Unknown8372646 June 28, 2012
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