Cockblock

A man who farms chickens for a living

I am so hungry I could just go buy some chickens from the cockblock down the street.

by Elsaraness October 30, 2011

cockblocker

todd gibson is a cockblocker,he blocks others from a coworker he had already and dont want any longer.

he goes to extream to not let orther around her when she is drinking.

by robin allen October 22, 2003

cockblocker

One who cockblocks, typically used to identify an individual who, intentionally or not, avoids in engaging in contact with another person, whether by phone, email or in person. The term infers a connotation that the individual in question avoid said contact is a basic "DICK" in nature for avoiding such contact.

I've been trying to get in touch with Todd all day, but that cockblocker's been dodgin' me left and right.

by Pottsy November 17, 2004

walking cockblock

Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."

"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"

by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005

Lockblocked

When COVID-19 restrictions stop you from getting a fuck

Was going to fuck this hottie, but the Delta-variant lockblocked me

by Deviantsdo August 6, 2021

Rockblock

The act of outperforming a musician or band unexpectedly when the musician or band was expected to be the better act.

The act of using a high level of talent unexpectedly and by contrast of talent level, disrespect a more amateur performer.

When an opening band performs at an amazing level, the headliner can get rockblocked.

Michael was playing a couple of tunes at a party when U2 showed up and played an impromptu gig. U2 are a bunch of rockblockers.

by mikedubb November 20, 2010

sockblock

A sockblock is when one tries to block a cock with a sock. This is generally a major fail and can be confused with a condom (which is when it becomes an epic fail). For a better way to block cocks please contact 1-800-COCKBLOCK or go to your local cock blocking health facility located in Seoul, South Korea or Chicago, Illinois. If this is not local enough for you, please visit our website at www.cockblocksafety.com.

No, silly, that's a sockblock! You can't use that during sex!

by thatvideogirl October 21, 2011