Shane lizard

The best character on big mouth

His real name is Shane wizard but some dumb kid called him Shane lizard

Dumb kid: Hey I got harassed by Shane lizard
Some other kid: it’s Shane wizard dumbass

by Slaysause June 29, 2022

pet lizard

Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard

Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?

Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!

by Tommybean September 2, 2019

lizard school

Lizard school is when man gives a woman oral in a in and motion.

Last night bob took lisa to lizard school and she scream with excitement. His tongue was moving so fast as he lick that pussy. He had pussy juice all over his tongue are he took lizard school and taught a lesson.

by Stumpp Daddy November 27, 2017

Pit Lizard

A female who jumps from demolition derby driver to demolition derby driver.

She really gets around within the derby community.

I don't think you should do that man, she's a pit lizard for sure.

Also see: mud cricket, homie hopper, buckle bunny, lot lizard

by THATbeeotch29 July 14, 2021

lizard-shit

Describes the worse of times, rock bottom

Person 1: Your girlfriend is cheating on you with your dad
Person 2: Lizard-shit!

by lilywilliams059 April 21, 2016

bowl lizard

A LIZARD IN THE SHAPE OF A BOWL THAT DOES THE AUTISTIC SCREECH ALSO IS THE BEST AT THE DANK

THAT IS A BOWL LIZARD IF EVER I SEEN ONE

by OREO_CAT June 29, 2018

SHOP LIZARD

A promiscuous woman generally of a very skanky variety, who tends to exhibit signs of possible crotch rot that hangs around automobile shops/dealerships trying to distract mechanics from their work and have unprotected sex with them in order to fill a trailer park with their spawn and lay claim to a child support check and food stamps benefits from his hard work!!

Person A: Has anyone seen Carla lately?
Person B: Not for a while... Have you checked the shop?
Person C: That "Shop Lizard" is tying up Ron again

by Cbankss January 25, 2019