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A Lemon Wednesday

When lemon juice trickles into your bellend on a Wednesday. Then when the juice is burning the inside of your cock you shout "OUCH THAT'S A LEMON WEDNESDAY!
"Oh yes baby lets be freaky ... give me a lemon Wednesday!"
by ATRIX May 11, 2016
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Lemon ends

Small, extremely perky breasts that look like the ends of lemons after they have been cut off. Often they usually have larger nipples and are very attractive.
You should have seen Sally today! Her lemon ends were on high alert!
by Cassie9876 September 13, 2016
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Lemon Job

A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011
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Lemon Cunt

A female that is so bitchy her vaginal opening has clamped itself shut not allowing her to engage in any physical closeness. Usually causes emotional issues and later in life cause pruned facial features and ultimately a long lonely life.
That receptionist is such a lemon cunt!
by RLYSMRT March 22, 2011
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Lemon Block

When your inbox is taken up by text messages from just one person.
Dammit Laura, you've Lemon Blocked my inbox
by Bert B. Williams December 10, 2011
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a lemon ate it

a sentence mimicing the word "eliminated"
what juicers said in xQc's chat during squid craft twitch rivals
by therealmia March 4, 2023
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Lemon Soda

A carbonated drink flavored with lemon.
"I require a Lemon Soda"
by NotAGoodPersontoSociety November 10, 2018
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