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leather caddy

A leather caddy is a specialized Sub that carries toys of the trade for a Leather Daddy.
Leather Daddy: "What size anal beads would you suggest we use on the new Otter?
Leather Caddy: "this isn't his first visit, I think a mid-size set would work."
by Scuzz83 July 26, 2018
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Leather Tube

When you get aggressively fuck a cow.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?
by KittenPopo May 29, 2020
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leather person

People who have tanned so much that with their age their skin begins to sag and turn brown and shiny like leather.
*In a beach town* "Look at the leather person riding their bike."
by batshitfloridachick November 29, 2022
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French Leather

French leather is the worst type of leather
by 454534 March 17, 2021
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Fruit Leather

Yo dude we should do some fruit leather
ooh yes I LOVE fruit leather
by cyberwar May 8, 2018
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Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
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Leather Farming

Having sex with a farm girl wearing a leather jacked while using a cow for support.
My nigga Bryce really went leather farming last night.
by HowBahNah October 9, 2018
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