The Diddy Kong Smash is the perfect sexual receipe for disaster. This stunt requires a long rubber dildo (perferably a double dong), and a woman who doesn't mind having a toy in her ass during intercourse. Wait untill you get your rocks off, and at that very moment you rip the dildo out of her tightly clamped ass, cock back and hit her in the face with it.
The Diddy Kong Smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a dildo you just pulled out of her ass.
The Diddy Kong Smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a dildo you just pulled out of her ass.
I could have landed a second date with Mary had I not given her the diddy kong smash. I'm sure dumping the condom on her dress didn't help either.
Oh well.
Oh well.
by focofox37 April 10, 2007
A way to smoke when you forgot the bong . When you are squatting taking a shit in a Hong Kong toilet use the toilet paper roll and pack it full of green .
by Jointy Smokes July 21, 2018
A black equivalent of king kong (used in the 70's-a period of black enpowerement.A black man who's "hip"-i.e. up on things-a word used to thwart Whitey's dominance in the golden sunny 70s the decade next to supreme court granting Blacks suffrage
All right,Mama,This ain't Whitey you're fooling with now.Say Hello to Black Kong-from Jill by Thomas St. Martin(1979)
by Sidney Lord Jones May 17, 2007
by JOHN CENA = Dank November 30, 2015
Is a group you automatically enter by living in Hong Kong, being a kid, and going out drinking (usually at Sunny's, LKF, or Wan Chai). Kids in this group usually drink, smoke, vape, and do other drugs. Originally made up in Skibs' song Hong Kong Kids, but has been a lifestyle for a lot longer that the song.
Person 1: I went on holiday to Hong Kong. Hong Kong Kids are so great to hang out with.
Person 2: Aren't they all druggies?
Person 1: Yes they drink and smoke and do other stuff but they're still really fun and totally normal at school.
Person 2: Aren't they all druggies?
Person 1: Yes they drink and smoke and do other stuff but they're still really fun and totally normal at school.
by Hong Kong Kids July 24, 2017
When you take a shit on the floor and throw it at your girlfriend and then proceed to pleasure your partner in the arse
by Onhhh February 15, 2017
“King Kong Barbie” is a term used to describe a girl who is very strong and has a muscular body. It is used to describe women who are both beautiful and strong. The term originated in China where a girl named Cheng Lu became known as “King Kong Barbie” on video platforms such as Kuaishou and Douyin1.Received message. "King Kong Barbie" is a term used to describe a girl who is very strong and has a muscular body. It is used to describe women who are both beautiful and strong. The term originated in China where a girl named Cheng Lu became known as "King Kong Barbie" on video platforms such as Kuaishou and Douyin.
by TheToesKnows June 02, 2023