Kitty wampus

The state of an object being physically different or normal then expected, especially related to geometric alignment.

(1) Whoa dude, that truck ahead of us is going down the road like a crab. The rear axel is totally kitty wampus.

(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.

by The old kodger March 27, 2009

Kitty Huffing

breathing in the kitty hair deeply to get the full feline effect.

"Hey man let's go do some kitty huffing"

by lipsticksmearedsuicidepumps October 13, 2008

Shitty Kitty

Nickname for Food Lion, a chain of discount grocery stores in the Southeastern United States.

Let's roll over to the Shitty Kitty and see what's on sale.

Sure, I'm always down to pick up some grub at the Ghetto Cat.

by buttcheeksmalone March 26, 2013

city kitty

n. Trucker-speak for a local city cop. Same as a local yokel. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, evel knievel.

I saw five city kitties today, behind on their quotas and watching me like a hawk.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

Hello Kitty

A popular Japanese character that helps delay the process of sexual discovery in pubescent girls.

At fourteen, my daughter is constantly playing with her dolls.
Better Hello Kitty than Hello Pussy!

by Mastiboy November 30, 2006

Marco Kitty

A mix of all insults ever created

boy:"your an asshole"
girl:"fuck you marco kitty"

by Matt Rounds July 6, 2008

Kitty Purry

B.E.S.T. and C.O.O.L.E.S.T. cat in the history. Kitty Purry, owned by Katy Perry, is GOLD.

romeo: Jesus, this cat is the coolest!
juliet: No way. Kitty Purry is.

by imhotyournot June 29, 2009