Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023

Kirked

To support something that Ironically leads to your own misfortune

Guy: I think people should get 20 years for assault even in self defence it doesnt matter.

Guy2: really?

Guy: NO MATTER WHAT!

Guy2: whatever man.

Guy: *gets into a altercation and it arrested.

Guy: Aw man not fair, I was protecting myself.

Guy2: REALLY! You just got Kirked

by TheNameMakerofOZ September 11, 2025

Kirk

Kirk (verb), to violate the Prime Directive.

"That was a beautiful planet."

"Aye laddie, it was; then we kirked it."

by Geekonomicon November 17, 2023

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

kirked

Also known as “to kirk”. (v)To shoot in the neck, derived from Charlie Kirk’s death. To have gotten shot in the neck.

“Aye fuzz, stop playing with me because I really kirk niggas.” “Yeah I kirked his stupid ass last week.” “Oh shit! My nigga got kirked!”

by columbusyn614 October 5, 2025

Kirk

The act of shooting someone in the neck. coined by my friend at approximately 11:52pm GMT September 10th.

Kirk me if I'm wrong but....

Someone should Kirk netanyahu next

Hey twin what if trump gets kirked next

by ILoveFishMilk September 10, 2025

kirk

weirdo on twitter who once had a smiley face cult, overuses the same memes, is a 00:00 enthusiast, and a pretty cool guy who let this AMAZING girl ella play life is strange on his account

kirk? you mean the guy who had the odd smiley face cult?

by chubella July 22, 2020