Berlin Beef Kebab

A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.

Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.

by Larry Spagbol February 19, 2012

Kerry's kebab

The Niagara falls of jelly fish slapping

Buzz buzz squelch squelch Kerry's kebab

by Jammy66 August 17, 2021

Kebabed

To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp

My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.

by Vlad1Vostok May 7, 2024

Kebab

An eastern Europeans sexual parts.(e.g. muff)

Stems from 18th century turkey.

Kebabs must be had at some stage. Will we eat them before we go out?

by Tiarnan Mckeown May 25, 2017

Klopper Kebab

A kid who always refers to his own inside jokes and phrases, as well as speaking gibberish frequently. Klopper is generally humorous and very entertaining to be around.

Me: Haha, look at that over there!
Klopper: Haha, hey bow it's Nigel, bic wan, zoob, yallah habibi *random noises*
Me: Uh, ok then, Klopper Kebab

by CM641 January 26, 2017

kebab tanning

a way of tanning when you don't have space to lay down

There were nowhere to lay down to tan, so i did some kebab tanning instead.

by rolli61 September 1, 2017

Kebab

An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.

Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"

by Josech May 3, 2020