Kalani

Kalani is another word for a stripper. Usually the more unattractive of strippers, and overweight. They may also double as a hooker.

'That bitch is a total Kalani!'

by Morgan Thompson July 11, 2006

Kalani

After a woman blows your for at least 15 minutes, you hold them down and cum in there ear.

I'm going to Kalani your mom!

by Nixsquad November 13, 2010

katana

A way beginning and/or young snowboarders handle a steep slope. It is similar to the falling leaf but is considerably faster. You do this by staying on your heelside edge going left and right while quickly alternating which end of the board faces downhill.

after a snowboard race...

(teenage snowboarder): wtf, I got beat by an 8 year old?

(spectator): ya, he was doing the katana

(teenage snowboarder): oh damn, what a pro

by king melvin October 4, 2008

kalan porter

A hobbit-like being with the face of an elderly woman who parades around with a Special Olympics-like musical career. A god amongst tasteless pubescent little girls who probably still think Mariah Carey is cool. See also: hack hobbit muano oddiot

Kalan Porter RULES! Let's go play with My Little Pony and put on mommy's makeup!

by yoshimi April 7, 2005

katana

Big Jap sword that'll cut your motherfuckin head off boy so pay attention

I'ts one huge ass mother fuckin blade

by DEATHSTA May 13, 2005

Katlin

A mispelled form of the girls name Kaitlin or Caitlyn. A lazy person, unwilling to work. Freeloads off of what other hardworking individuals earn. Unable to think independently.

Girl 1: "Hey Katlin! Did you finish your college apps yet?"

Katlin: "No way girl! I'm not going to college. I'd much rather sit around at home freeloading off of my family and friends!"

by truth_001 February 3, 2010

Katani

A savage nigga who gives no fucks and fucks with anyone. A katani is one goofy mother fucker who doesn't care what people think

Yeah I know that kid he is one funny ass Katani

by Carson0707 March 11, 2016