Johannsen

a self centered son of a bitch typically a whore monger.

That man is a bad johannsen.

by Joeseph W. Pidrick March 29, 2008

Johann

The biggest bum

Johann is sooo a bum

by Urban dict boy December 31, 2018

Johannes

Midget… all i have to say.

Your as low as johannes.

by Pocketshot226 September 6, 2021

Johan Santana

The pitcher outdueled by Oakland A's Barry Zito and was dominated by Oakland A's Frank Thomas in Game 1 of 2006 ALDS.

Wow! Barry Zito really just out-pitched Johan Santana and Frank Thomas hit a monster homer off of Santana to hand Johan Santana his first home loss since August 1st, 2005 (which was also against the Oakland A's). Also to top it off it was in the postseason. Now the Twins have no shot of beating the A's.

by Oakland A's Sweeped the Minnesota Twins in the ALDS 2006 October 7, 2006

Johann Presty

This Boy is a horrible person, he is really thirsty. His role models are James Charles and Pingu. He is the only person in his class to have Boobs, He needs to calm his Tits. He is actually Gay. He is the most Horniest Bastard in the World.

Johann Presty is Really Stupid

by Jaynotgod July 27, 2020

Johannes

Super gay

Like really gay

He is really Johannes

by yas54321 May 29, 2020

Johab

A corruption of the noun, a 'Zohab', which over time has actually developed the direct opposite meaning to the original definition.
This means that a Johab is a word for an extremely small penis, which perhaps goes hand in hand with the inny niplet

1) And so I whipped out my Johab.
2) Suck on my Johab.
3) Caress me, my johab and my inny niplet.

by Tommy Pollock December 4, 2005