A skinny and introverted person, who generally opens up when you meet him. Only watches the dankest and spiciest memes. Will sometimes say the gayest or most retarded shit without noticing it. Can be an asshole at times, and is not afraid to insult people when he needs to, but he will generally be a nice person. Don't get too attached tho, because he has the smallest micropenis.
Person 1: that skinny ass blonde kid ran into class screaming "Poland Can Into Space"
Person 2: thats just Jonah being himself
Person 2: thats just Jonah being himself
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An arguement in which on of the arguers will not give up no matter what evidence is provided to prove otherwise.
Hey, you look like that guy from Footloose!
Uhmmm, NO, I look nothing like him.
Wait a minute, you ARE the guy from Footloose!
Nuh, uh.
Yes...
NO!
God damn, A Jonah Arguement.
Uhmmm, NO, I look nothing like him.
Wait a minute, you ARE the guy from Footloose!
Nuh, uh.
Yes...
NO!
God damn, A Jonah Arguement.
by Doostien Ynskype June 29, 2008
Get the Jonah Arguement mug.The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back...
-oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again
by Rewcifer December 10, 2010
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person 2- how high are you?
person 1- Actually I'm Jonah Hex Stoned.
person 2- how high are you?
person 1- Actually I'm Jonah Hex Stoned.
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Get the Jonah Hex Stoned mug.N. An extremely annoying and sometimes idiotic person. She will also hug you while you are sleeping. She doesn't know what circles are, and she needs to get better comebacks and jokes. Still she is an amazing friend and person. We all love her
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Get the jinka mug.A tall guy with a tiny penis. Always looks down at guys' crotches and gets erect. A homosexual tranny. A true sped monkey.
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