Jonah

A guy that fakes being drunk and has a tiny dick

Guy: ur faking

Jonah: no I’m not I’m plastered

by Dick swayed November 3, 2019

Jonah

A skinny and introverted person, who generally opens up when you meet him. Only watches the dankest and spiciest memes. Will sometimes say the gayest or most retarded shit without noticing it. Can be an asshole at times, and is not afraid to insult people when he needs to, but he will generally be a nice person. Don't get too attached tho, because he has the smallest micropenis.

Person 1: that skinny ass blonde kid ran into class screaming "Poland Can Into Space"

Person 2: thats just Jonah being himself

by polishgay December 11, 2019

Jonah Arguement

An arguement in which on of the arguers will not give up no matter what evidence is provided to prove otherwise.

Hey, you look like that guy from Footloose!
Uhmmm, NO, I look nothing like him.
Wait a minute, you ARE the guy from Footloose!
Nuh, uh.
Yes...
NO!
God damn, A Jonah Arguement.

by Doostien Ynskype June 29, 2008

Pulling a Jonah

The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back...

-oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again

by Rewcifer December 10, 2010

Jonah Hex Stoned

when your sooo stoned your willing to see jonah hex

person 1- hey person 2, do you wanna see Jonah Hex?
person 2- how high are you?
person 1- Actually I'm Jonah Hex Stoned.

by mikeymikey45 July 7, 2010

Jonah

A tall guy with a tiny penis. Always looks down at guys' crotches and gets erect. A homosexual tranny. A true sped monkey.

That guy is such a Jonah

by Jewlover86 January 3, 2019

joad

a jewish choad or someone who is being a jew

"doug, stop screaming about this Halo game. You're being a major joad!"

by mmanzi March 15, 2005