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Jolly Rancher Eyes

A sticky feeling in your eyes after drinking a Monster Energy Drink BFC (Big Fucken can)
I drank that whole can and now i cant see enough to play CoD4...
damn jolly rancher eyes.
by Nathan216 October 20, 2008
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Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.
Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!
by baracudaboy October 23, 2008
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v. When two people suck on jolly rancher of different colors. Then they French kiss till they mix the colors. To finshed it of u must show the other person your tongue.
1st person: Hey why is your tongue rainbow color. 2nd person: Because i jolly rancher tongue twister with like 30 girls at the clubs
by dr.eric February 26, 2011
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hello sir, jolly good day

what you say to someone when you are of english descent
English man: hello sir, jolly good day!
Normal man: what the fuck?
by fishythebishy December 9, 2009
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Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation
by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009
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Jolly Decent

slightly above Bog standard. whilst not depressed you are not over joyed.

phrase Coined by Matt Kelleher
'Hey matt how are you?'

Matt: ' Jolly decent, you?'
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Jolly Roger

The act of licking the underside of the penis from the base by the the balls to the tip of the head.
Your mom gave me the sloppiest Jolly Roger last night, Best BlowJob Ever!
by The Peruvian Artist December 12, 2018
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