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Jessie Courtney

A annoying fucking retard who somehow gets on everyone’s nerves. They typically smell like shit, and never brush their teeth. They try to be funny, but never can and they ruin every good moment. They wear nerdy glasses, a choker, and have the feminism supporting look.
“If you weren’t such a Jessie Courtney, I’d let you hit raw.”

“Did you just cum inside me? Your such a Jessie Courtney.”

“Yo, shut that shit up Jessie Courtney.”
by Digbickslanger27 November 22, 2019
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Jessy Ivgeniya

Such an ocean girl, very aplatonic vibes
Oh Jessy Ivgeniya, you're such an aplatonic friend
by Crumb on my back April 2, 2022
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Jessy

A slut in glasses. A pain in the butt. Also at the same time is nice. Talks about guys way to much.
Why is that girl chasing after guys??

That's just Jessy.
by Rylanthejudge December 23, 2022
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Jessy

She left me...
Please come back to me Jessy
by Please love me Jessy May 16, 2019
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Dressy Jessy

Is an online slutty model who will use the pity of every man around to get what she wants and to extort money from.
Tha DRESSY JESSY sent my husband nudes and extorted moneys from him...now we are divorced.
by KillaVeria June 1, 2022
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jessie

“Hey, Jessie! (Woo-oo-oo-o) Hey, Jessie! (Woo-oo-oo-o) It feels like a party every day! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie!” there’s a high chance you’ve sang that to jessie in the time you’ve know her and she might seem like she doesn’t care but actually in the inside she is planning how to get rid of you, so you might want to take some self defense classes. Now, we started of on the badass side of her so let’s talk about her good side. She is kind, unique, talented, and the type of girl who will get very competitive and most likely beat you. She is different and one of a kind, she doesn’t want to be like the other girls and that’s what makes her beautiful. If you’re in relationship with her she will make you feel loved and supported. She values personality/growth with her partner more than they value looks. She is also a savage. The type of girl who may look innocent, and needs a guy to defend and protect her but she doesn’t need that. She’ll surprise you and probably end up being the one protecting you. If you have a Jessie in your life be grateful for having her because there’s a small chance you will ever meet a girl like Jessie. A friendship with Jessie requires for both people to give equal effort in the friendship. If you’re in a relationship with a Jessie know that She’s been through things in her life that u couldn’t imagine, things that she won’t tell you ever. Don’t hurt or betray her, but care for her the same way she does for you. Love your Jessie.
it feels like a party everywhere Jessie goes.
an unforgettable party.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Jessie

A disgusting ugly freak who knows nothing about love. Jessie is a big mask fisher. She looks ok under the mask, but that is only to hide her massive, disgusting nose and ugly fat face. Word of advice: never talk to a jessie.
by Vextic June 23, 2022
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