Masturbating in the shower by wrapping your arm out and around the shower curtain, making it appear as though a stranger's hand is jerking you off while you're in the shower.
by Jason F'ing Mulgrew July 29, 2007
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Popular term used to describe the Atlantic Ocean coastline of the State of New Jersey in the United States. New Jersey natives who are planning to go to the area often say they are going "down the shore". The term "Jersey Shore" is often shortened to simply "The Shore" by natives of New Jersey (just as the name of the state is sometimes shortened to just Jersey). The Jersey Shore is composed of the coastal communities of (from north to south) Monmouth, Ocean, Atlantic and Cape May counties. Though the city of Cape May has been a summer retreat since the 1760's, the Jersey Shore did not become a truly popular summer resort area until the mid-19th century, when railroads made it relatively easy for people to travel to the region. Summer tourism accounts for a large percentage of the economies of the four Jersey Shore counties, especially in Atlantic (home of Atlantic City) and Cape May counties (Cape May County's economy is almost entirely dependent on tourism). Jersey Shore locals sometimes refer to summer tourists as bennies (most often heard in Monmouth and Ocean counties) or shoobies (generally used in Atlantic and Cape May counties). Visitors to the Jersey Shore often ask why the region is called "shore" and not "beach." The truth is, nobody knows.
See also New Jersey, Jersey, South Jersey, North Jersey, Sopranoland, Atlantic City, A.C., Exit Zero, bennies, shoobies, gunderson, Wally and Marge.
See also New Jersey, Jersey, South Jersey, North Jersey, Sopranoland, Atlantic City, A.C., Exit Zero, bennies, shoobies, gunderson, Wally and Marge.
by Led Zeppole December 29, 2003
Get the Jersey Shore mug.The highly evolved, socially, culturally, and intellectually advanced northern half of New Jersey. Unlike South Jersey folk, when we speak, we communicate intelligent, meaningful thoughts that are not muddied by some pseudo-Philly/Alabama accent. Our neighborhoods are beautiful and historic with green lawns, towering maples and tasteful homes. We do not consider a trailer park a "community." Our time is occupied by endeavours much greater than smoking weed and guzzling cheap beer in a clearing while yammering on endlessly about the Eagles. In North Jersey you can go out to dinner every night for a month and never have the same type of food twice. South Jersey is pretty much all hoagies and Tasty Cakes. Our public schools are consistently tops in the nation, and produce people who are highly successful in their chosen fields. North Jersey is a wonderful, livable place, and any objective outsider would choose to settle here over South Jersey every time. After all, the shore is just a quick car ride from any town in Bergen County. When you're done, you have the luxury of driving home to your amazing Victorian up north. Whereas Pineys are faced with the grim reality of piling, shirtless, into their beat-up truck and returning to a nasty "mobile home community." But not before a stop at the local Wawa for Miller Lite, Marlboros, and a tin of Copenhagen for Grandma.
Me: "Chris, if you and Jennie are interested, Sue and I are headed down to Wildwood for the weekend."
Chris: "No thanks, I'll just watch Deliverance on Netflix instead. North Jersey is far superior"
Chris: "No thanks, I'll just watch Deliverance on Netflix instead. North Jersey is far superior"
by Zillman September 11, 2011
Get the North Jersey mug.The state with the cheapest gas in the country.. and we don't even have that 'self-serve' shit.
If that's not a good example of one of the many reasons NJ is a really good state... I don't know what is.
Oh and. By the way. We are -not- all Italian, even in South Jersey.
If that's not a good example of one of the many reasons NJ is a really good state... I don't know what is.
Oh and. By the way. We are -not- all Italian, even in South Jersey.
New Jersey's Regular Unleaded gas Price is like.. what? $2.79? Compared to.. what, over $3 in NY?
Exactly.
Exactly.
by Calypsion June 11, 2006
Get the New Jersey mug.The best town in New Jersey. We have, undeniably, the best center of town. It's amusing watching the pathetic Chatham residents take the long walk of shame into the Rose City. Even spell-check doesn't acknowledge Chatham as a word, whereas Madison is perfect. The high school students, an eclectic group of Madison and Harding residents, are overall smarter, more athletic, and just plain better than those of surrounding towns. If you are looking to move into an overall wealthy, great, and family-oriented town, Madison is the place to be.
Dude, where should we go for lunch?
Uh, isn't it obvious? We gotta get our asses over to Madison, New Jersey.
Uh, isn't it obvious? We gotta get our asses over to Madison, New Jersey.
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