by Real Whiite September 10, 2020
Get the Jelly Jmug. action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.
by amandaxbandana October 15, 2007
Get the jelly thumpingmug. "Mummy that man smells of brown jelly"
Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy
Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy
by Brown jelly mould January 9, 2014
Get the brown jellymug. An intangible metaphysical substance excreted as a byproduct of negative emotions such as hostility, frustration, jealousy, etc.
Its the cause of the heavy atmosphere you feel in a room/place you have entered where a person or people have just had a heated argument or emotional vent.
Or worse, a room you're in while its happening.
That sticky uncomfortable feeling that makes you squirm during moments like these are caused by direct contact with Drama Jelly.
NOTE: The sensation caused by Drama Jelly is not to be confused with shyness.
Its the cause of the heavy atmosphere you feel in a room/place you have entered where a person or people have just had a heated argument or emotional vent.
Or worse, a room you're in while its happening.
That sticky uncomfortable feeling that makes you squirm during moments like these are caused by direct contact with Drama Jelly.
NOTE: The sensation caused by Drama Jelly is not to be confused with shyness.
Samuel: "Everything was fine when I left to get popcorn. By the time I got back Jared and Lisa had their armrests down and didn't talk for the rest of the movie. The drama jelly was so thick my popcorn got soggy."
Danny: "Dude, wtf is drama jelly?"
Danny: "Dude, wtf is drama jelly?"
by SheerKat July 24, 2011
Get the Drama Jellymug. by sumolucy24 August 6, 2008
Get the Baked Jellymug. A completely pointless story that bores everyone to tears. It has no real meaning and is told for the sake of telling it.
Original Jelly Story: One day, I went to get raspberry jelly, but they didn't have any so I got orange jelly instead. It wasn't as good as raspberry jelly.
by ulamp January 20, 2011
Get the Jelly Storymug. An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.
Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.
Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
by roflcockter January 27, 2017
Get the battle jellymug.