January 17 

A very kind nice funny crazy good friend

a person born on January 17 is a very good friend

January 17 by mushroomGirl1422 January 5, 2020

January 19th 

The first of many national titty fuck day.

Hey it’s January 19th u know what that means

Hey boo wanna January 19th rn

January 19th by Daddynk April 19, 2019

January 18 

January 18 is National bench press ur bitchez day!!!

Flex that muscle babey

Person 1: Happy birthday bro!

Person 2: Haha thanks bro

Person 1: did you hear what else is happening today, bro?

Person 2: Nah bro??

Person 1: January 18 is national bench press ur bitchez day, bro! Go out and bench press your bitch before someone else lifts her!

Person 2: Brooooo!

January 18 by absolutelynotkatie October 19, 2019

january 10th 

national do what your boyfriend says day. do what your boyfriend says to do all day today.

Oh jeez! Its January 10th, thats national do what your boyfriend says day!

january 10th by burgerboy23 April 27, 2020

January 1st 

January 1st is the first day of the new year! Also, national sucking holes day!! You can suck a hole make or female of even holes in walls!!

“Lemme suck your hole Jimmy”
“Nah lemme suck yours”
“Brb I’m gonna go suck Kailey’s hole rn to contribute to January 1st”
“What’s that?”
“National sucking holes day!”

January 1st by BallzMcFrostys October 16, 2019

January 13 

People on this day love to have 7amoodi sloopy every single day

Abdulla Omar loves 7amoodi sloopy in January 13

January 13 by DrCpt November 3, 2019

January 18th 

Paul Ross Day! A holiday celebrated in Kazakhstan where it is a tradition for one to have Sexy Times. Paul Ross day is celebrated internationally and revealed to the United Kingdom by Borat Sagdiyev, the 4th most famous person in Kazakhstan.

It’s January 18th Happy paul ross day!

January 18th by wheresmymilk2020 January 17, 2020