Japanese Squid Soup

When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.

I gave chris some Japanese Squid Soup last night and he dumped me.

by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

Japanese Onions

Round luscious objects, somewhat resembling other things that are round and luscious.

Casey: Hey Steve, check out my Japanese Onions.
Steve: Stop showing me yer melons

by The Shy Nanny Gang February 27, 2020

Japanese War Fountain

When you eat nothing but chili for a couple of days while holding off the urge to take a shit and when it finally becomes unbearable you stand over your other (preferably in a bathtub) and spray your fountain of explosive diarrhea all over them.

My relationship with my old lady went to the next level when she let me give her a Japanese War Fountain

by Spnanksbdv February 28, 2020

japanese giant salamander

The weeb's favorite salamander because its big like their wiafus tits and it lives in japan

Person1: that guys such a weeb I bet his favorite salamander is the Japanese giant salamander
Person2:yeah

by Meme man the madlad December 21, 2020

japanese safety boots

Australian thongs 🩴

Home work attire

Mowed the lawn today in my Japanese safety boots

by Tidymyroom March 13, 2021

Jamaelyn

She's a lovely damn girl with a soft heart, and little things make her happy. She can do anything with her love once, yet she has insecurities about herself but as time passes she learns to embrace her flaws.She pursues her passion despite the challenges and she is able to make her goal a reality.

guy 1: Is she going to be able to get through this?
guy 2: She can, after all she is Jamaelyn.

by Ash_boo June 7, 2021

Japanese Beefcake

A Japanese Chad

That kid at school was a real Japanese beefcake.

by Wompert June 9, 2021