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Internet white knight

A desperate guy on the internet who will do anything to defend women, even if they are in the wrong. Logic and rationality are not his virtues. He hopes that defending women on the internet might somehow increase his chances of getting laid.
Man 1 - She only wants him for his money. She is a gold digger.

Internet white knight - Don't talk about her like that. She is a woman. So what if he wants money from men?

Man 1 - Aren't men and woman equal? Shouldn't she pay her own bills instead of making the man pay?

Internet white knight - (Speechless)
by Awwfwwj January 26, 2014
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International Court of Justice

(MULTILATERAL GOVERNMENT) Also known as the world court; tribunal for trying civil cases, i.e., court cases involving torts, liabilities, and disputes in international law. Separate and distinct from the International Criminal Court (ICC). Based in the Hague, a coastal city in the Netherlands.

The Court is composed of 15 judges, who are elected for terms of office of nine years by the United Nations General Assembly and the United Nations Security Council. It is assisted by a Registry, its administrative organ. Its official languages are English and French.

Only States (States Members of the United Nations and other States which have become parties to the Statute of the Court or which have accepted its jurisdiction under certain conditions) may be parties to contentious cases.
The International Court of Justice was created in 1945 by the UN Charter. Unfortunately, the USA withdrew from ICJ jurisdiction in 1986*, and only accepts its involvement on a case-by-case basis.

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*The Reagan Administration withdrew from the ICJ when the later ruled that the USA was in violation of the UN Charter by mining the territorial waters of Nicaragua, etc.
by Primus Intra Pares July 19, 2010
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Internet gangster

Someone who acts like he's El Chapo behind the safety of his keyboard to compensate for his small dick, inability to attract women and gain respect from other men, and its built like Steven Tyler in real life.
Kurt Barner talking mad shit he'd never say in real life in the comment section today. Kurt Barner is hereby nominated internet gangster of the year award 🏆
by Hold My Beer February 8, 2019
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Break The Internet

Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networks and news outlets discussing the same thing.
Break the internet- Causing a large commotion on the world wide web with many social networking sites and news outlets discussing the same thing.

Have you heard about that dress that everyone is saying looks either black and blue or gold and white?

Of course. Everyone's talking about it. It broke the internet
by prettyvibez April 29, 2015
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internet whore

Internet Whore (N.)
1- One who excessively updates their live journal, has a profile full of ridiculously colorful text (and song lyrics), and has most importantly, a myspace where they are often found tYpInG and (usually) acting retardedly.
"mY nAmE iS seXii Mike nd meh Hobiez includez:
Moonlight Strolls
Fresh German Chocolates
Dancing to the 'flashdance' soundtrack!
O, LoL and im Allergic to Peanutz!!!
OmG iLLy!!! I LUB J00!!":-D
by steve March 8, 2005
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internet options

savior of all teens who searches porno
screw norton, just gotta internet options and u can clear ur history and cookies in a click
by i think im gay July 17, 2006
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Internet Fact

A fact that makes perfect sense on the Internet but otherwise falls short of reality.
Internet Fact: Al Gore has ridden the mighty Moon Worm.

Internet Fact: 20XX is the Year of Linux.
by grlubb May 24, 2007
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