most trashiest, dirties, stinky flop you'll ever see. hates successful people because she's jealous of them. block her when you make a new account.
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Get the instagrammug. That bearded fellow over there in the flannel with the over priced coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.
by niklj November 20, 2020
Get the instagrammug. 'If you know what these are, you are legally allowed senior citizenship', why do these exist, they are so shit that i want to kill myself every time I see them
by YesBigDaddyDolan March 7, 2019
Get the Instagram adsmug. An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.
Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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person 2: How much can i get?
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by hermercurius April 12, 2018
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