ketchup injection

When you only have one hand available cause you are driving or something and you strategically place French fries in your mouth and open the ketchup packet and squirt a bit into your mouth and eat, Hench the ketchup injection.

I was driving and couldnt squirt kechup on my fries so I resorted to the old stand by of a ketchup injection.

by Rainbolt September 1, 2009

Feacial impaction

when crap dries up in your large intestine blocking your anal passageway which leaves you in a more worse state than constipation. Doctors have to stick a tube up your arse to scrape/suck out the dried crap, leavig your arse sore for days.

My arse is so sore from my oppointment to the doctos yesterday. They said I had feacial impaction, so they stuck tube up arse.

by Sabre Z September 18, 2004

penile infarction

V. Attack by a penis.
N. The act of being attacked by a penis.

Sally just got a penile infarction. She was just standing there when all of the sudden Henry's penis just started attacking her!

by JessD December 30, 2007

vaginal inflation

the act of sticking a balloon in the vagina and inflating by means of mouth or pump and then fucking her streatched out pussy

the circus clown caused some serious vaginal inflation last night with the bearded lady.

by Cocklips February 6, 2009

Infection

Bad. Swelling may occur.

The infection on the toe made his foot swell.

by taliasunshine March 5, 2011

east infection

Politically correct term for yellow fever.

I've had a bad case of east infection ever since I lived in Vancouver.

by bovineunited June 1, 2007

iNation

A nation in which the Apple products slowly begin to take over every household. Soon enough to be called iWorld.

Bob: Where is the video game store?
Todd: Use your iPhone dude!
Bob: I don't have one.
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Bob: What?
Todd: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WERE IN AN INATION.........

by Jack the Nipper January 28, 2009