infinitely fucked

When your fucked to an unimaginable degree

person #1: Dude, did you hear that david accidentally knocked up jamie last night?
person #2: Damn, he's infinitely fucked.

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

Infinitard

When someone is beyond retarded.

This guy is BEYOND retarded, he's an Infinitard.

by Neat22 July 7, 2022

infinite poop loop

The act of pressing together one's anus to another consenting party in order for one of the participants to cleanly insert stool into the rectum of the partner. The stool will then travel back out and be pushed out of from receivers anus into the giver's, creating an infinite poop loop.

Henry: Caillou, come shit inside me!
Narrator: Caillou was enjoying the infinite poop loop with his friend. He completely forgot about snack time.
Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Henry: I said come sit beside me!

by Merriam Webster Definitions July 20, 2023

Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.

by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022

land of the infinate tinkles

place were you go potty

i think its time to visit the land of the infinate tinkles

by meaghan bell November 21, 2004

infinite loop

word used by an immigrant c++ teacher.

"Your stupid actions are driving me into an infinite loop."

by Jess May 19, 2003

infinite regress

just noting that god exists outside of the universe, and is thus not subject to its laws; given that he created them along with the universe itself. any creation or destruction of the universe or anything in it is done by god outside of the universe itself see: hebrew word 'barra' meaning 'to create from nothing'.

oh. and if the universe simply existed, the universe would be god. you're just calling it a different name. read a book, kid.

if you look up infinite regress anywhere other than this site, you will get the same definition as listed above. cheers.

by nobody in here but us chickens! March 2, 2003