one junk

A mistress. Someone on the side during a relationship.

-This is Shandra
-She your girlfriend?
-Nahh, she just my one junk

by :{) April 5, 2008

Junk Sling

A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; A pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.

Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a Junk Sling to the beach.

by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 9, 2014

Junk Scare

The action of receiving an unwanted dick pic and getting either extremely grossed out or traumatized. (Like an unwanted sudden scary scene aka jump scare)

Girl: dude some guy sent me a dick pic last night and I got a total junk scare

by Kaylenn April 11, 2020

butt junk

when things that aren’t poop or farts come out of your butt.

examples: hair, lint, toilet paper, or skin.

fat ol’ bob had some butt junk last night. he was itching his ass when he woke up, and pulled out a nice long hair. it’s weird, because he has extremely short hair. after lunch he went to take a nice piss, and a fart came out. he wiped his ass, and there was lint on the toilet paper. he left the restroom and had a nice ass itch, so he pulled down his pants, and there was toilet paper in his butt. he had a bean burrito with a nice soft taco, and took a nice shit. when he was in the bathroom, he found a small piece of skin in his underwear! go bob!

by omgitsme23 June 14, 2018

Packing Junk

Refering to an object hiding the fact that it has male genetalia.

Person A: Look at that smoking hot babe!

Person B: Careful dude, she's packing junk.

by Dr. Poprocks July 26, 2010

junk smuggler

1. An individual who wears loose and baggy clothing to abstain from accentuating their enormous genitalia.
2. Someone who takes aesthetic measures(such as duct tape or rubber bands) to conceal the immensity of their sexual organs.

I was in the locker room the other day and happened to notice Carl coming from the showers. Holy smokes, if that junk smuggler wasn't dragging two feet of flesh pencil behind him.

by crack pageant August 8, 2010

Junk Ditch

A male taint.

I asked her to tongue-punch my junk ditch, but she said she'd need a weed whacker.

by annux July 2, 2016