why i am here

I will make you so confident you will walk like a silverback in a bulletproof vest
I will make you smile so hard you will look like a loony with a king's heart
I will kiss you so soft all your thorns will gladly wave the white flag
I will touch you so intimately you won't know what day it is. and what year

That to me
is why i am here

by Krkič July 5, 2019

Inside, I am Infinite

A saying used by Musashi Miyamoto. This means that the inside of a person has infinite things that define them. Their personality, thoughts, and actions cannot be pinpointed to one thing. Hence, everyone is infinite inside.

"why am I the way that I am?"
"everything that happened to you shapes who you are, hence, Inside, I am Infinite

by Lance6 June 23, 2022

I am very hungry

This phrase is from a video game on cool math.org that became a popular meme The game revolves around feeding a pumpkin until he gets so fat he dies

I am very hungry- I am fat

by Voice over Pete April 15, 2019

I am dead in this bitch

Becoming limp while still inside a girl.

Look up: Flacid

Guy 1 - "I am dead in this bitch"
Guy 2 - "Damn she take off the paper bag?"

by Scottizzle May 24, 2006

I am [Elvis]

Elvis - Leaving the building, I am out of here. Bu bye. See yah, good bye.

I am Elvis. Yo my bitz is gots me sum dinner, I am Elvis.

by King Mo Fo August 11, 2005

I Am Queens

Jim

When some one says I am Queens, who are they talking about? They are talking about Jim

by QueensDelegation June 9, 2021

I Am Your Grandma

When something is really weird and terrifying and traumatizing in a way you can't forget. Extra points if it involves freaking out younger family members. Based on the crazy youtube video.

That murder scene in the movie was really I Am Your Grandma.

Q: Man! Why did you just run naked through that elementary school?
A: I Am Your Grandma.

by kafaboy June 9, 2011