“wow that person’s such a hypocrite”
“oh yeah like how i’ve been complaining about oikawa since he was introduced and realized i have a huge fucking crush on him”
“oh yeah like how i’ve been complaining about oikawa since he was introduced and realized i have a huge fucking crush on him”
by maya.chr April 5, 2020

by Buffalo Flats November 20, 2019

Someone who becomes upset with another's behaviour, but will also partake in the exact same behaviour.
Jessica became extremely irate wither her friend Michael for forgetting her birthday, while October 21st came around and did not feel it necessary to mention his birthday. This makes her a hypocrite
by BirthdayBandit November 6, 2010

Someone who acts/says something (like they complain about something) but then act the opposite (or act like they like/do what they complained about). I hate hypocrites, but everyone acts like one every at least once in a while.
Angry person: DAMN IT! IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET IN HERE! WHY CAN'T THEY ALL JUST SHUT UP?!
Other person: Hey stupid! You are being loud as well so that makes you a hypocrite!
Other person: Hey stupid! You are being loud as well so that makes you a hypocrite!
by Chillice March 31, 2015

by hypocritness April 23, 2018

*in the park*
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?
Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7
Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle
Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.
Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?
pedders: hey bram did you know the elephant man has loads of pillows because his back cant support his head, how many do you have?
Bram: Yeah i know he has shitloads, ive only got 7
Harrison: omg thats loads have you got hypocrititis, go lick a puddle
Bram: no but you do you hobbit puddle licking shitebag.
Hayden: does anyone have a spare tampon?
by sol loves the life June 25, 2009
