Getting information from the highest authority.
Origin:
When you get a tip for a horse race, the tip is better as nearer it is to the horse e.g. the jockey or the trainer. When you got it straight from the horse's mouth, you have it directly from the source.
Origin:
When you get a tip for a horse race, the tip is better as nearer it is to the horse e.g. the jockey or the trainer. When you got it straight from the horse's mouth, you have it directly from the source.
by TheSunToucher August 12, 2009
Get the (straight) from the horse's mouth mug.The sexual act known as the Iron Horse is one for the brave.
You require the following:
- A naked Man
- A naked Woman
- A bed with a headboard / bars
- A decently long hallway
- A helmet
Steps to completion:
The naked man starts at the far end of the decently long hallway, hopefully already fairly excited. The naked woman positions herself on the bed grabbing onto the headboard / bars, on her hands and knees in the doggy-style position. She must also have put on the helmet, and is preferably already somewhat excited. Now, the man at the end of the decently long hallway should begin running down the hallway towards his waiting woman on the bed. At distance (male's judgment), the male jumps into the air screaming "Iron Horse" while attempting to land his wood into the waiting woman's vaginal cavity. Upon a successful completion of this act, the male has indeed landed his wood into the female's vaginal cavity and the female's head has been punched through the headboard as well as the wall behind the bed(should there be a wall there).
(Note: for males who wish to attempt such an act, the following advice is offered. Do not try this while drunk, perhaps your female should be. This is not recommended for the depth-perception impaired or those with otherwise horrible aim. Upon failure of this act, a trip to your local emergency room is strongly suggested.)
You require the following:
- A naked Man
- A naked Woman
- A bed with a headboard / bars
- A decently long hallway
- A helmet
Steps to completion:
The naked man starts at the far end of the decently long hallway, hopefully already fairly excited. The naked woman positions herself on the bed grabbing onto the headboard / bars, on her hands and knees in the doggy-style position. She must also have put on the helmet, and is preferably already somewhat excited. Now, the man at the end of the decently long hallway should begin running down the hallway towards his waiting woman on the bed. At distance (male's judgment), the male jumps into the air screaming "Iron Horse" while attempting to land his wood into the waiting woman's vaginal cavity. Upon a successful completion of this act, the male has indeed landed his wood into the female's vaginal cavity and the female's head has been punched through the headboard as well as the wall behind the bed(should there be a wall there).
(Note: for males who wish to attempt such an act, the following advice is offered. Do not try this while drunk, perhaps your female should be. This is not recommended for the depth-perception impaired or those with otherwise horrible aim. Upon failure of this act, a trip to your local emergency room is strongly suggested.)
So I met this really kinky chick who kept going on about trying crazy sex acts. I told her about the Iron Horse...that was one hell of a trip to the Emergency Room. A guy with a crimpled dick and a chick's head covered in drywall...
by SpaceJesus May 15, 2005
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A certain vibe a “horse girl” gives off. The most common idea of horse girl is, long hair, square glasses, old tennis shoes, khaki pants, rainbow horse shirts, and stickers. (Though most horse riders aren’t like this, there are some). Their vibe is crazy, insane, and odd. They think damn is an awful word. They honestly believe they are a horse. They will jump over things and neigh. Most people that possess “horse girl vibes” don’t actually ride horses. Their lack of seeing them, makes them want to transform into them. You can tell when someone has horse girl vibes instantly, you just know.
Gigi, yeah she rides horse but dosent give off horse girl vibes. Becky on the other jumps around on her hands and feet, that’s horse girl vibes right there.
by Rolexis17 July 20, 2018
Get the Horse girl vibes mug.An amazing woman with beautiful hips, that makes a man feel like a wild beast. She is a keeper, but almost impossible to tame and to tie down. She has the tendency to break hearts, but it's only because shes hard too control. She loves with all here heart and restores faith and men once she gone. Biggest sweetheart you will ever find. Most men won't rise to the challenge to get her back while others won't stop in till they lose everything.
Only a real man can tame a wild horse.
That wild horse broke my heart, she was the best ride of my life.
Before I knew it the wild horse was gone.
That wild horse broke my heart, she was the best ride of my life.
Before I knew it the wild horse was gone.
by Kenneth Read June 8, 2013
Get the Wild Horse mug.A womans ability at a bar to sense the presence of a horse penis in the vicinity just by looking at a man.
Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.
Radar....but picks up on horse penis posessors.
"Julie must have horsedar! She always hooks up with dudes that have mammoth horse penises! What a bitch."
by Bstow May 22, 2008
Get the horsedar mug."Dude, I need a jock strap. I hate it when I'm running and start horse clapping."
"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"
"Did you know when it thunders outside, God is horse clapping in heaven?"
by God's Thunder August 6, 2012
Get the Horse Clapping mug.I walked up to my young (black friend) and I said "yo (black friend) watz yo hourse level?"
Horse level: measurement of dixk or comparison of one's dick
Horse level: measurement of dixk or comparison of one's dick
by sirmixadixk January 28, 2015
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