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Madam Hoover

When someone does a chore loudly to passive aggressively express her discontent with having to do it
Originates from black mothers slamming the groceries on the table after she asked you to come help get them out of the car but before you could find shoes she has carried them all in and is putting them away very loudly and aggressively while mumbling to herself about how she’s a slave and does everything around here

Like your moms a hardcore madam Hoover
by Dobbbbbbb November 25, 2020
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wet hoover

That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me
by Bambi0c August 28, 2017
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Gabby Hoover

A former westwood highschool student who is known for getting obliterated in public places
hey Gabby Hoover want to go to 6th street tonight? "Yes, i'm down"
by wildcatty June 9, 2022
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Hoover

Noun \ˈhü-vər\

A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.
I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.
by Leopold Cheeks September 8, 2012
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dyson hoover ass

The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum
She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets
by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018
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super hoover

A female who enjoys giving oral sex to men. Is VERY good at it. Similar to a hose beast.
Man, Michelle is a super hoover. Always trying to get my cock in her mouth.
by Justanoldguy1990 August 7, 2020
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Hoover

Of a person who can’t control their marijuana fiend wits. Usually follows behind a cloud of smoke. Always the first to ask to smoke but last to pitch in on the Za
Hoover: “Yo man can I have that roach when y’all done smokin it”
Non-hoover: Nah nigga get ya own blunt”
by Whiskyemike March 6, 2021
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