jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible

nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover

by mhogan October 26, 2016

Hoover Dam

Hoover Dam is a synonym to cock blocked. When a girl refuses to give you the good pussy

John: Hey Marissa, how abouycome back and we can start somethin?
Marissa: Ew, no.

(Damn it, I hing hoover dam-ed)

by Coolerx3 July 31, 2016

Herbert hoover

The guy the ncr and legion wants for some reason idk I’ve never played new vegas

Guy 1: hey do you know what fallout new Vegas is

Guy 2: something about Herbert Hoover

by Ass locker March 25, 2021

Hoover

Of a person who can’t control their marijuana fiend wits. Usually follows behind a cloud of smoke. Always the first to ask to smoke but last to pitch in on the Za

Hoover: “Yo man can I have that roach when y’all done smokin it”
Non-hoover: Nah nigga get ya own blunt”

by Whiskyemike March 6, 2021

hoover supreme

When you nut in her ass and she ask if you want to slurp yo nut out her booty hole and spit it back into her mouth.

I.e. what you get when you combine eating ass and snowballing

In other news this week, Queen Dominique was accused of participating in a Hoover Supreme with her butler as well as accused of tax fraud.

by BiodieselBurner December 10, 2018

Madam Hoover

When someone does a chore loudly to passive aggressively express her discontent with having to do it

Originates from black mothers slamming the groceries on the table after she asked you to come help get them out of the car but before you could find shoes she has carried them all in and is putting them away very loudly and aggressively while mumbling to herself about how she’s a slave and does everything around here

Like your moms a hardcore madam Hoover

by Dobbbbbbb November 25, 2020

Hoover

Noun - when your husband gets all the snacks

Noun - president (Edgar J Hoover)

Noun - roomba - the name our daughter gave the roomba

Larry stop being a Hoover and eating all the snacks.

The board meeting president really was a regular Hoover creating that logjam about whether or not to allow the Beaver population to dam up the river.

Hoover is stuck under the couch

by RuthBaderGinBucketsBurg October 11, 2018