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pubic horseshoe

The minimum amount of hair you must shave on lady parts to avoid pubes in teeth scenario during oral.

Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.
Cor that bird last night had a right old hairy beaver, but it was alright as I found she shaved her pubic horseshoe!
by Sazzy J October 11, 2012
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Spartan Horseshoes

A variation on the popular lawn game Polish Horseshoes, where the frisbee disc is replaced by a ski pole/ other spear-like instrument. The catching aspect of the game is forfeited in exchange for the feeling of satisfying the primal awesomeness that comes of throwing a spear at a beer bottle.
We played a battle of the sexes game of Spartan Horseshoes in which the present females totally obliterated the men. Something about amazons.
by Sterling Ginger July 16, 2013
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Burn Houses

Burn houses is a stress reliever for people who are a part of the Ladies cult. It is often used when Ladies are either mad at someone or just need a little stress relief. The major tool we use is a Flame Thrower 3000. Or even sometimes a mini flame thrower.
"That ladies stole my lunch money" "Go burn houses down!" (huehuehue)
by Ladies Cult Leader September 1, 2013
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Humpback Horses

A Camel is a humpback horse.The End
Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses?

Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.
by apple12345678910 May 30, 2015
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anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.
My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.
by Flank steaktastic October 29, 2015
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anal horseshoes

The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.
My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.
by Flank steaktastic October 31, 2015
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sad horses mouth

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.
how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome
by so help me September 24, 2016
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