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Heteroflexible

A male or female who is primarily attracted to the opposite sex, though willing to try an experience with a person of the same sex.

Some fanboys and fuckturds tend to use this term to apply to fapping to anime characters of both sexes.
Steve: I'm proud to be heteroflexible!
Mum: dafuq is dat
Steve: I'm attracted to the opposite sex but willing to try an experience with someone of the same sex.
Mum: gtfo
Steve: Don't worry it's not like I'm gay or anything. I'm just willing.
Mum: stare
Steve: It also means I fap to anime of both sexes
Mum: OK whatever you fucking weirdo
by CashNetUSAdotcomMan August 11, 2018
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hetero

a subclass of hawili usually marked by sexual and/or romantic attraction to women
That woman might be a hetero; did you see how passionately she kissed that other woman and how she displays various potentially hawile characteristics ?
by Galinial December 13, 2020
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hatepissannoy

I think hatepissannoy kicks ASS.
by wvlfpvp January 5, 2004
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Team Hetero

Team Hetero -noun
1. Perfection.
2. The peak of evolution.
3. Unstoppable forces of nature.

Peter: What happens when you add athletism, skills, trash talks, dominance, and undefeated together?
Sally: Team Hetero.
Pamela: Wow I feel a sudden rush of ecstasy and satisfaction.
John: Ha, you must've gotten Team Heteroed.
by jnast November 15, 2006
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flaming hetero

A flaming hetero is term generally used for males. It is one who has a queer personality, but the way he dresses makes you think otherwise. It is basically the opposite of a metrosexual.
Josh worked at a jewelery store this summer, but that is besides the point. On his days off, he would skate around town in his punk sweatshirt and converse sneakers. Obvisously a cool dude right? Haha, NO. His humor and mannerisms are that of a total homo, however he does get action from the ladies, so he is technically straight. He is definitely a flaming hetero.
by ak ashley November 1, 2005
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heeppu

(he-poo)the opposite of heppu; shitty; sucky; dumbass
fuck you, you stinkin son of a bitch heeppu! Yeah I'm talkin to you ASHLIE!!!!!!!!
by E.D.M.jr April 10, 2008
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heterocool

The complete and total antithesis of anything considered douchbaggery or one of douchbag in nature.
Such to include but not limited to:
My new hair cut.
Popped polos.
Tan in a can.
Kissy faces.
Myspace pics.
Wife beaters with douchbag quips printed on them.
Designer sunglasses worn in clubs.
Mah boy Sames is the shit, that niggas got heterocool on tap.
by The Incredible Bulk DAMNIT August 17, 2008
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