When your boss or co-worker sits around with their thumb up their ass all day doing nothing. Once it's time to go home they remove their thumb which the tip is brown, coated in doo doo, resembling a Hershey Kiss. Sometimes they have poor hygiene and toilet paper is stuck to it as well representing the niggly wiggly completing the appearance. In many cases of frequent laziness and constantly doing nothing the thumb will be permanently stained from the feces.
Hey Joseph you got another piece of candy I see you have one already? Nah Levi I been hiding in the back doing nothing as usual. My fingers are just stained and have the ol' Hershey Thumb now.
by I Am The Ferrett March 6, 2020

by Bob Jr Sr Jr June 11, 2016

by Lucid.furr May 5, 2019

I went in the Taco Bell bathroom and someone Baja blasted all over the stall.. they must’ve had an extreme case of the Hershey squirts
by Jbizzle343 October 13, 2019

The Rhode Island Hershey involves a dog and a fat guy. The dog gets fattened by chocolate and self loathes while saying "Mmm! I love chocolate but I can't have it or else I'll get fat! But it's SO GOOD!!!". The fat guy genuinely just stares at him.
by lwrnc July 7, 2025

They are kisses sent over a text format, which can be said to friends, family, lover. Sounds less awkward to say Hershey kisses than sweet kisses to someone you like but don't want to sound flirty.
by TheCanadianWitch October 8, 2019

Karen winked over her shoulder, and grabbed her asscheeks, spreading them like yeast rolls. "Your move", she said cheekily.
Blanche paused for a moment, surveying that exquisite valley. "Yeah, I'm in", she replied, spreading her own cheeks and bringing her anus in for a perfect Hershey kiss.
Blanche paused for a moment, surveying that exquisite valley. "Yeah, I'm in", she replied, spreading her own cheeks and bringing her anus in for a perfect Hershey kiss.
by brainmist February 4, 2024
