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Ambro Heard

I dumped my boyfriend when he pooped in my bed, I realized he was an Ambro Heard
by trixiekitten July 14, 2022
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Heard Faced

When a person admits to shitting their own pants while drunk.
“I was so heard faced last night, I literally shit my pants!”
by Douchydev September 3, 2023
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Dirty Heard

When you shit on the bed, and then file for divorce.
Amber was a crazy bitch. When her marriage began to fail, she took a Dirty Heard, and smiled.
by Garrett Marshall July 22, 2023
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Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"
by Why-and-no June 12, 2022
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Hearding

To aggressively defecate on an enemy's bed by way of revenge
"they were such a total A-Hole that there was nothing left to do but some SERIOUS Hearding"
by Quag Norris June 7, 2022
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