Hanks 

Term used by hospital personnel to name medical leaches applied to patients post surgery for congealed blood removal.

We’re going to need some more Hanks over here, she’s still bleeding.

Hanks by Zach fan July 17, 2020

awkward hawk 

1) a mystical hawk that descends from the heavens to announce when a situation has become awkward. Commonly found during awkward silences and large gatherings of people attempting to engage socially. Hawk tends to flap its wings and squak so as many people as possible are aware of the awkwardness.

2) crazy man wearing an actual hawk costume. No matter the circumstances, will assuredly make any situation awkward.

1) Jordan: "then i said, 'damn! that's a huge bitch!'"

Brandon: "hahahaha....but dude i think im gay"

Jordan: ooo...ummmmm...
*enter hawk*
Awkward Hawk: Braaaaaakkkkk HAWKWARD

2) Jordan(answering the door): Hello?

Awkward Hawk: did you order a man in a hawk costume?

Jordan: ummmm... no...

Awkward Hawk: well...this is awkward

awkward hawk by brandjo October 14, 2008

hawk 

a term commonly used in chicago, gary, and other great lakes cities to refer to the bitterly cold winter winds. the term has three widely accepted origins, with acceptance depending on the local group. 1. the term is derived as a result of similarities between the sound of the screeching winds and wailing screams of the many raptors (ie. hawks) in the region 2. the bitter winds are attributed to chest colds, causing one to "hawk" phlegm during the winter 3. is an abbreviation for "howling-ass wind kills" because of the many homeless people that succumb during the winter

The fucking hawk is at 40 and they still won't close the schools!

hawk by gravity5 December 1, 2007

Hackster 

Noun, a subculture of hipsters that enjoy working with mechanics such as obscure 80's cars, bycicles, motorcycles, etc.

"Did you see that hackster just put his fixie on his slammed volvo's roof rack?"

"Yeah, and he was really ham-fisting when he lowered that volvo too!"

Hackster by huck&shred March 7, 2013

hacksuation 

Repeatedly calling someone a hacker; usually with no valid evidence.

While playing CALL OF DUTY Jim repeatedly screams that Robcan423 is hacking when in reality Robcan423 is just a very good player.
This is hacksuation

hacksuation by TmBHD October 2, 2013

Hawk it

When you and the boys are about to shred some wood at the skate park, but the morbidly obese bike cop keeps shutting your hopes and dreams down in hopes that he will make his life a little less miserable every day.

Cop: "How many times do I have to tell you little shits to hawk it somewhere else?"
Skaters: "We're not even causing an problems."
Cop: "My wife left me."

Hawk it by Front Desk Sqwaad July 24, 2019

Tony Hawk'd 

A term applied when a video game is released year after year with little or no improvements and/or innovations. A more serious form of a mission pack sequel. Comes from how the once popular Tony Hawk series of video games was run into the ground by Activision's greediness. Tony Hawk, and Guitar Hero are already victims, and Call of Duty is on the verge.
Notice how all these games are Activision published.
Hmm.

"About time to put it out of it's misery. Activision officially Tony Hawk'd Guitar Hero today.

Tony Hawk'd by CitationNeeded April 18, 2011